So, the title pretty much sums up my week. Since I'm not big into sharing the dirty details of my personal life with the rest of world, I'll just share these quotes with you (Don't worry. Only one of these quotes is from me...)
1. "So... you and my son, eh?"
2. "Are you sure that's not you, because he looks a LOT like a longer haired version of you."
"So, Dad, are you saying you think I'M the one who wears the pants then?"
"Yes. It's like looking in a mirror. 'You're so gorgeous.' 'No, YOU'RE so gorgeous.'"
3. "Slowly, slowly, three times through the grinder..."
4."Don't lick his face. I know you and your licking ways..."
5. "ChaCha, do men 'swordfight' to have sex?"
6. "Well, I guess that makes him a terrible ass homewrecker. And BTW, the 'fail at life' part is sort of implied from that, so no need for the redundancy."
7. "Be meaner baby kangaroos." ("Horton Hears a Who" reference...)
8. "Reindeer are for amateurs. True badasses use marsupials."
I'm betting that I will end up editing/adding to this list a LOT MORE this week.
True badasses DO use marsupials... and yes, look for that to rear its pouch-having head over at Snarky is the New Black. Because you just can't argue with a Marsupial-Based Argument.
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