So, this is my first attempt (and what probably will be a FAIL) at blogging. Yes, I'm fourteen years old. No, I won't censor myself for you, so be warned, this blog contains mature content. I hope this blog about my life will either make you laugh, or maybe even offend you. Either way, I absolutely dare you to have an opinion.
For those of you who get the joke, yes, I named my blog after my dear Ecce Consheepies. For those of you who don't know what the heck I'm talking about, Ecce Consheepies is the name I gave to the little sheep sitting on the piano in the choir room at my work. It's a pun on the latin phrase "ecce concipies' which *I believe* literally translates into "behold, conceive." So, obviously, if you are that naïve that you haven't figured this all out by now, this is all a 'that's what she said' bestiality joke. If you are offended by sexual innuendo, TURN BACK NOW. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, TURN BACK NOW. If you just blinked, TURN B--I'm just kidding.
Anyways, enjoy. I hope to see you all in hell. ;)
1. We *all* like sheep. Some of us like them a little TOO much.
ReplyDelete2. I'm your first member! Woot!
1. That's actually a song from "Not the Messiah (He's a Very Naughty Boy). Lyrics: "Oh we are 'umble shepherds and our flocks we keep . There's nothing we like better than just watching sheep . We count them every day and night until we fall asleep and then we count them once again 'cause we love sheep....They're nicer than a wife, and they are certainly more cheap , and you can eat them afterwards and get some sleep..."
ReplyDelete2. Yes! :D This makes me happy. :)
Just added you to my blog... http://snarkyisthenewblack.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteDUDE THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY HILARIOUS. please keep posting, gabz, and i love you forever. <3
ReplyDeleteJennie: Ahhh thank you! <3
ReplyDeleteMEOW-just-kidding-it's-mollie: Haha thanks, Mollie! <3 I'm really glad because no one seems to read this...