Quotes of the weeeeeeek (or the weak?):

*drumrooooolllllll*

12/19/11

#1. "Seriously, what are you thinking of doing for him? For a present?... Oh. This just gets worse..."

#2. "Sexy lady?! Eek!"
#3. "The airplanes were flying at high altitude ('that's what they said')..."


12/20/11
#4. "I've heard that rumor, that you have cooties. Wait, no, I spread that one. Ah, it's almost the same thing."
#5. "You go yell at him. You need to wear the pants."
"I do have short hair."
"And, you actually wear pants."
"That's true, he doesn't really wear pants, does he? But he did on Sunday."
"He wore pants for you."
#6. "You and your devil's speak...."
#7. "You're all a shovel full shy of a full load."
#8. "Sounds like crap. Sounds like 'doody.'"
#9. "I want your whole body, your everything at me..."


12/21/11
#10. "He does EVERYTHING."
"Yeah, he also farts flowers. Like, you know, those 60's flowers that go 'poof.'"
#11. "Someone's going to read these quotes and put two and two together."
"Yeah, and they'll realize it's 4! *gasps*"
#12. "That's a quote! Is it over-rule or over-cruel?"(? IDK. My 6-year-old brother said it, and it was too adorable at the time to be questioned.)

#13. "Sounds like someone's feeling a little festive-deprived if you know what I'm sayin lol."

Thank GOD that's over...

Hello. (That feels good to say.) I'm finally sitting down and writing, maybe even relaxing. This week was crazy, what with school, my so-called-social life, and my job. I just tackled a Service of Nine Lessons and Carols at my church, which turned out pretty splendidly, if I may say. We had a party the day before, and I do say, there was much tomfoolery and TWSS jokes to be had. So that's pretty much the summary of my week. Not much more to be said. I promise I'll have more interesting things to say when I'm bored again. In the meantime, you should read this book: 

It's pretty awesomesauce, and if you actually follow this blog, you'd like this. A LOT. :)

Das Auto ist Sexii

My family just got a new car, and I was babysitting my brothers, so I didn't get to set it at first, but OH MY DEAR GOD, there never was a sexier car. It's a night-black 4-doored Volkswagen GTI with freakin' black and red PLAID HEATED SEATS, Batman! VERY European, in my opinion. Anywhore, super exciting, so I decided that from now on, I shall refer to this vehicle as Sexii Sheep (because it is plaid. And sexii. ;))

(Check out the caps! ^)

The quotes of the week

I already have got some awesomesauce quotes from people, and it's only Sunday night!
So, here's the list for 12/11/11:
#1. "And his hand is on my dick--I mean, stomach. Where did 'dick' come from?!"
#2. "I hate it when I dash my foot against a stoner."
#3. "My leg still hurts, but there are cookies in the kitchen. :) If only my leg ate cookies..."
#4. "Why do the Scots wear kilts? Because the sheep can hear the zippers. ;)"

12/12/11:
#5. "Are you kidding me? The dude thinks you shit rainbows."
#6. "That makes me happy. You've finally found your soulmate; finally someone just as creepy as you, AND he's blonde. BONUS."
#7. "You sound like a ballOOOONN!"
#8. "Goodbye, Ms. one-who-wears-the-pants! Wait... that means he wears a dress. :D"

12/13/11
#9. "Licking doughnut cuuuuuuuuu...stard."
#10. "If I were a hobo, I would sleep here."
#11. "Were you... biting his ear? ;)"
#12. "It's THOR'S-DAY! Hammer tiiiiime!"
#13. "You make me funny... wait, what?! I mean, happy. -facepalm-"

12/14/11
#14. "I think we just said, cover your butt."
#15. "Be creeped."
#16. "It really doesn't matter what I'm singing because I'm such a pretty sailor."
#17. "You are all like fake-y fakers who stink at faking..."

12/15/11
#15. "Oh, so THAT'S why they thought I was high-OOOO, look, a bicycle! SHINYYY."
#16. "Hi, I'm bald, jealous, and male. Who are you?"
#17.  "Hold up heere. DaFUQ (WITH a Q because it's just that sexii.)"
#18. "Wait, what's dangerous?!"
"You know what's dangerous? That hat. People just stare at that hat, and walk into trees, walls, and cars."
#19. "You didn't say awesomesauce, did you, Bella? Oh, that's just NAAAASTY."

12/16/11
#20. "WOW. That really IS a whore school. You guys are WHORES."
#21. "I gotta piss in my friggin' piss-vagina...-thing. Yeah."
#22. "You know, if I ever get drunk, I'm gonna call you, Mum, because I'd be sooooo easy."
"That's what your reliable friends are for."
*awkward pause*
"No, I'm good. I'd call you because you're my mom. No, because your Beth. No, not even Beth. ELIZA Beth. No, not Elizabeth. It's with a space 'cause you're fruggin' awesomesauce."
"Ok, you're a little loopy..."

12/17/11 (from the Lessons and Carols Party at my house)
#23. "Oh, that wouldn't work. I kill animals. They just all die around me. It's not really my fault."
"Red flag, son, RUN!"
#24. "You're all hot and Tarzan-y, and I'm all saggy like an old transvestite."
#25. "I just noticed that he's the only one with one hand under the table..."
(AAANNNDD there's much more, but I'm not going to post them for the sake of the people who said them because they are kinda scandalous beyond measure....)
#26. "My voice got all high."
"*falsetto* No it *voice drops* didn't."

To be continued...
Ok, these ARE quotes, IDK from when though...
#27. "Are you going to keep touching your friend while I'm talking to you?"
#28. "MY SHOW."
#29. "I start to rule the world until the last week of February."
#30. "We're giving you a mental hug. Ok, bye."

This week's quotes...

This week's top twelve quotes are (not necessarily in order):


#1. "Soprani, I want you to hoot like a crazy psycho owl."
#2. "Schtop ith."
#3. "Can you make it large? And large? And LARGE?"
#4. "And you all should be like, 'HELL yeah, he's an Englishman!'"
#5. "You are the noisiest random noise person."
#6. "Our Ralph Rackstraw is not here. He's getting his nails done."
#7. "It's not 'jew,' people. Gilbert and Sullivan did not write any specifically Jewish text."
#8. "Let's pick up at 'Goodbye'... GOODBYE!"
#9. "If you know you're a space cadet, SHUT UP."
#10. "You gotta be more badass about it. Like, 'yeeeeeaahhh, I AM a turtle dove!'"
#11. "I don't want to hear anybody roll a tree."
#12. "No licking in the hall!"

And this is why punctuation is important, kids....

This made me practically pee my pants. I was on Facebook, going through my grandma's page, checking out all of her photos, and I found this:

Punctuation is a bitch (a rather snarky one, at that.)