Quotes of the weeeeeeek (or the weak?):

*drumrooooolllllll*

12/19/11

#1. "Seriously, what are you thinking of doing for him? For a present?... Oh. This just gets worse..."

#2. "Sexy lady?! Eek!"
#3. "The airplanes were flying at high altitude ('that's what they said')..."


12/20/11
#4. "I've heard that rumor, that you have cooties. Wait, no, I spread that one. Ah, it's almost the same thing."
#5. "You go yell at him. You need to wear the pants."
"I do have short hair."
"And, you actually wear pants."
"That's true, he doesn't really wear pants, does he? But he did on Sunday."
"He wore pants for you."
#6. "You and your devil's speak...."
#7. "You're all a shovel full shy of a full load."
#8. "Sounds like crap. Sounds like 'doody.'"
#9. "I want your whole body, your everything at me..."


12/21/11
#10. "He does EVERYTHING."
"Yeah, he also farts flowers. Like, you know, those 60's flowers that go 'poof.'"
#11. "Someone's going to read these quotes and put two and two together."
"Yeah, and they'll realize it's 4! *gasps*"
#12. "That's a quote! Is it over-rule or over-cruel?"(? IDK. My 6-year-old brother said it, and it was too adorable at the time to be questioned.)

#13. "Sounds like someone's feeling a little festive-deprived if you know what I'm sayin lol."