Whoops...

So, the whole "posting" thing didn't work... I was just too busy.
To make up for my forgetfulness, enjoy these new quotes from friends/family from the past two weeks:

#1. "What soup? I don't own soup!"

#2. "My flowers are like dead penises."

#3. "Yes, 'look beer' is so much more nuanced than 'love.' When I was young, I often thought on 'look beer.'"

#4. "I don't understand the movement. Is he dropping his pants?!"

#5. "(mimicking) I like her boobs! *squish*"
"Mommy, you're making potty jokes! Do you need to sit on the potty?"
"Nooooo, there's no toilet involved in boobies!"
"Unless you want it to..."

#6. "I think I get twerking, but I keep getting this image in my brain of someone farting so loud that their while butt jiggles."

#7. "I might get eaten... by a penguin."

#8. "Mollie, shut up. He's white."

#9. "I'm not naked. I just vagina-ed."

#10. "Why are you motor-boating my butt?"
"'Cause it was cushy and butt-cheeky."

#11. "You could even make a trash bag and a pile of sh*t look gorgeous."

Also for your enjoyment, here is a picture that explains life.:

You're welcome.