Alll done!

Now that I'm done with "H.M.S. Pinafore" and I've got free time, I thought I'd share some interesting quotes I've collected along the way.

#1. "Well, I didn't think your loins were on fire, but..."

#2. "*pointing at a shirt with a feminine-caucasian-looking silhouette of Jacob Black on it* Hey, that looks like you, Bella!"
"Oh dear God... it does!"
"Ha, you should get that for him?"
"You are aware we broke up, right?"
"Yeah, I know. I'm just being cruel. All he's got left is a shirt. Mwahahaha!"

#3. "We've got the first two seasons of Downton Abbey."
"Donna Tanabi? Donna's hair gone nappy? Quoi?"

#4. "I'm a white ninja!"

#5. "You've gotta keep a hot dog in your pocket. That's how you get them."

#6. "Oh, you mean Queen Laqueefa?"

#7. "Don't worry. You'll never be as creepy as ____ on an orgasmic rampage."

More obscene valentines

Yes, we made even MORE Valentine's in French class, but this time, I made them with my friend who's going to be the Darth Talon to my Darth Maul at Tekkoshocon.

She made this one. "Rasta Jesus adore vous!"

This one is mine. "Je t'aime, Darth Talon. Ici, tiens une orpheline. <3, Darth Maul"

And the hilarity ensues

Yes, newly discovered typos number two AND three. Fo' realz.

"The Sun Who's Rays" and "Gabriella S(c)hunn." WHY?

Hey, at least it's not arranged by Bearbeiter. xD

Dear William

At school, we had a vocal recital and check out the program.
Let's play a round of "Who can find the God awful typo?"

"by William A. Mozart" ?!

Yeah. If that isn't a bundle of WTF, I don't know what is.

Valentine's Day

So, if  you don't already know this, I hate Valentine's Day. The idea's nice, sure, but it's such a commercial holiday. (Plus, I'm not the biggest fan of cheesy love... *pukes*) Anywhore, in French class, we had to make valentines with French on them (obviously), and this friend of mine and I have this inside joke about this teacher of ours because he accidentally says outrageous things (as you would know if you've read most of the quotes from this blog), so this is what became of that.

Because of course you care so much about it, you WILL enjoy this photo of a Valentine my friend made for me in class. That, plus it's freaking hilarious (and I'll put up a photo of me as Darth Maul if you do) and it gives you another reason to make fun of me for loving this so much.
So, here we are:

"Je te montre plaisir. Viens voir." = "I'll show you pleasure. Come."

Happy (or in some cases, maybe not) Valentine's Day!