Birthday? QUOI?

Well, it's my birthday. QUOI? That was my reaction. It's 8:45 right now, I'll be 15 in 15 minutes... wow. When did my birthday become so insignificant to me? It's such a weird revelation. Not making a crazy ass numbered birthday wish list with website links and prices... it's so odd. I remember doing that just last year, and now... wow. Well, anywhore, enough of me not being a smart ass. ;)

Here's some funny quotes you've missed;

#1. "Mmm, I am a very fearsome creature. I only do it for the beer."

#2. "Heyyy, Mom."
"Heyyyy, sexy."
"WHAT?!"

#3. "Now, I've got to make your loincloth, dear."

#4. "Czerny. No, Gurlitt."
"Gesundheit."

#5. "They hoped one day, their lost penis would return-- I mean, princess."

#6. Me: "That was the first time I've hung out with my peers since last month. I've only hung out with my colleagues."
Dad: "Yes, your snogging colleagues."
Me: "What?! NO!"
Dad: "Yes, sucking face is qualified as work, apparently."
Me: "You ho. Boo hiss."
Dad: "Hey, it's your song!"
Me: "'Evil Woman'?! You whore!"
Dad: "Haha, love you, too!"

#7. "I am Maul. People like to go browsing in me."

#8. "Faire du vélo my bottom?"

#9. "Hey, do you know how you get that vaginal discharge after your period? Weelll, mine's pink."

#10. "Hey, Gabriela, is it your birthday?"
"Yeah!"
"Put some pants on. -__-

Gene Kelly?!

While writing a paper on Gene Kelly, I came across this website, http://genekellyfans.com/musicals/kissing/, on the Gene Kelly fan page.


"Yes, according to Debbie Reynolds, her “more experienced” co-star unexpectedly French-kissed her while shooting the final shot of Singin’ in the Rain (1952), shown below. Much to the chagrin and sheer dismay of Kelly’s current fans, Reynolds quickly recoiled at the act, ran off the set, and gargled her mouth with Coca-Cola." -http://genekellyfans.com/musicals/kissing/

Ewewewwwwwww

Yeah. How about 'dem apples? She was 19 and he was 40 when they filmed "Singin' in the Rain."

Still love him, but jeez...

'Tis March

Well, hellooooo there. It's March now, so I thought I'd make a new post (plus, I'm home sick with flu symptoms, so I haven't got a great amount of other things to do...)

During my adventures this past week, I encountered some new fantabulous quotes that I thought I'd share.

#1. "The Lord is the money on my right hand."

#2. "I'm probably dying, but it's alright because Peter offered me a kidney... over Facebook. And I haz a cupcake."

#3. Me: "Are psychological issue hereditary?"
Dad: "Sometimes. Depends. Like, your anxiety, yes. Fear of bunnies, no."
Brother: "Am I afraid of bunnies?"

#4. "Can I be the Lorax for Christmas, Mommy?"

#5. "Stop f*cking me. My brain can't handle it."

#6. "I love your expression in this. You look like you just got spoonfed tomato soup by Jake Gyllenhaal."

To be continued (hopefully, by some of you)...