Birthday? QUOI?

Well, it's my birthday. QUOI? That was my reaction. It's 8:45 right now, I'll be 15 in 15 minutes... wow. When did my birthday become so insignificant to me? It's such a weird revelation. Not making a crazy ass numbered birthday wish list with website links and prices... it's so odd. I remember doing that just last year, and now... wow. Well, anywhore, enough of me not being a smart ass. ;)

Here's some funny quotes you've missed;

#1. "Mmm, I am a very fearsome creature. I only do it for the beer."

#2. "Heyyy, Mom."
"Heyyyy, sexy."
"WHAT?!"

#3. "Now, I've got to make your loincloth, dear."

#4. "Czerny. No, Gurlitt."
"Gesundheit."

#5. "They hoped one day, their lost penis would return-- I mean, princess."

#6. Me: "That was the first time I've hung out with my peers since last month. I've only hung out with my colleagues."
Dad: "Yes, your snogging colleagues."
Me: "What?! NO!"
Dad: "Yes, sucking face is qualified as work, apparently."
Me: "You ho. Boo hiss."
Dad: "Hey, it's your song!"
Me: "'Evil Woman'?! You whore!"
Dad: "Haha, love you, too!"

#7. "I am Maul. People like to go browsing in me."

#8. "Faire du vélo my bottom?"

#9. "Hey, do you know how you get that vaginal discharge after your period? Weelll, mine's pink."

#10. "Hey, Gabriela, is it your birthday?"
"Yeah!"
"Put some pants on. -__-