Monday, February 27, 2012

Alll done!

Now that I'm done with "H.M.S. Pinafore" and I've got free time, I thought I'd share some interesting quotes I've collected along the way.

#1. "Well, I didn't think your loins were on fire, but..."

#2. "*pointing at a shirt with a feminine-caucasian-looking silhouette of Jacob Black on it* Hey, that looks like you, Bella!"
"Oh dear God... it does!"
"Ha, you should get that for him?"
"You are aware we broke up, right?"
"Yeah, I know. I'm just being cruel. All he's got left is a shirt. Mwahahaha!"

#3. "We've got the first two seasons of Downton Abbey."
"Donna Tanabi? Donna's hair gone nappy? Quoi?"

#4. "I'm a white ninja!"

#5. "You've gotta keep a hot dog in your pocket. That's how you get them."

#6. "Oh, you mean Queen Laqueefa?"

#7. "Don't worry. You'll never be as creepy as ____ on an orgasmic rampage."

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